The 8th Harry Potter Book...

is gonna be called:

"Harry Potter and the Repeal of Section 377A"

It will narrate how Harry Potter got to uncover Prof Dumbledore's devious scheme to overthrow the Order, repeal Section 377A and reform the sexual orientation of all wizards in Hogwarts. A Petition was wriiten, presented but eventually twarted by Harry Potter and overuled by the Ministry of Magic.

In case you haven't heard, J.K Rowling had divulged recently that Prof Dumbledore is gay... *gasp*

They dun write "Children" storybooks like they used to anymore...