The 'Toilet Paper' Question

How would you reply if someone who had just came out from the loo ask you if there's toilet paper inside?

You might think that it's a stupid question cause it's "supposed" to be common sensical (I hope you know what common sense I'm talking about here). But think again... there might be more "depth" to it than you think...

1. He might be giving you a friendly warning not to use that particular cubicle.

2. He might be implying that the management of the complex has not taken the necessary procedures to replenish sanitary logistics.

3. He might be asking a rhetorical question or this may be a figure of speech to bring across a philosophical statement.

Well... if you ask me... Please lah... what "depth"?

"He's got SHIT in his PANTS and DUN shake his HANDS!"

This is the kind of questions I get sometimes at work.